If you chew a whole packet it really hurts your jaw - thus increasing your resistance, thus allowing you to do open mouth sucking for some time without your jaw aching.
"Everytime I get a camel toe from now on I'll think of you lot. It's a beautiful moment"
And so a blog was born. A safe haven for the trash of the female world where we can say 'fuck' and discuss the finer things in life...
-vaginas -fried chicken -every female rapper ever -hood-rat nails -cock -casual racism -door knocker earrings that are bigger than Jesus -grinding violently on strangers -1990s glory days of RnB
How so?
ReplyDeleteI gobble up the nyummy pastilles.
I wouldn't dare wish that on any Cock.
...even if it were attached to the kinkiest and masochistic man ever.
If you chew a whole packet it really hurts your jaw - thus increasing your resistance, thus allowing you to do open mouth sucking for some time without your jaw aching.
ReplyDeleteSchimples.